One of My Turns

"Oh my God! What a fabulous room!
Are all these your guitars?
[Film in background:
"I'm sorry sir, I didn't mean to startle you!]
"This place is bigger than our apartment!
[Film: "Let me know when you're entering a room"
"Yes sir!"]
"erm, Can I get a drink of water?
[Film: "I was wondering about ..."]
"You want some, huh?"
[Film: "Yes"]
"Oh wow, look at this tub? Do you wanna take baaaath?"
[Film: "I'll have to find out from Mrs. Bancroft
what time she wants to meet us, for her main ..."]
"What are watching?"
[Film: "If you'll just let me know as soon as you can ...
Mrs Bancroft" "Mrs Bancroft ..."]
"Hello?"
[Film: "I don't understand ..."]
"Are you feeling okay?..."

 C              Em
Day after day, love turns grey
           F                  C
Like the skin of a dying man.
     C                        Em
And night after night, we pretend it's all right
    Dm
But I have grown older and
Dm
You have grown colder and
 Dm                   G7
Nothing is very much fun anymore.

    C      Em  F                      C
And I can feel one of my turns coming on.
C Fmaj7  Em   Dm
I       feel cold as a razor blade,
 Dm
Tight as a tourniquet,
  Dm               G7
Dry as a funeral drum.

D#            A#              D#              A#
  Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left
        C7      Dm A#  E7  Dm   Am  Dm  Am
You'll find my fa-vou-rite axe.
A#
 Don't look so frightened,
         D#              A#
This is just a passing phase,
        Dm
One of my bad days.

 A#        D#             A#
Would you like to watch T.V.?
    D#               A#
Or get between the sheets?
           Dm
Or contemplate the silent freeway?
           Dm
Would you like something to eat?
           D#
Would you like to learn to fly? Would'ya?
           Dm
Would you like to see me try?

Instrumental:
D
G  C  D#  A#  D#  A#  Dm
D#  A#  D#  A#  Dm

Am7  Dm7  C            D#
            Would you like to call the cops?
         D#
Do you think it's time I stopped?
Gm
  Why are you running away?